The Slow Dance of Douchery
Scene - driving to lunch in Dubai yesterday afternoon.
Me: Blah blah blah, something inane, blah blah.
Alex: [Falls silent and stares off into the distance mid-conversation.]
Me: Why so distracty, babe - what’s on your mind?
Alex: Oh, nothing… just watching this tailgating Maserati engage in its slow dance of douchery with that Ford Focus up ahead.
End scene - cue applause.
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[For definitional clarity on the concept of douchery and how it relates to life in Dubai, kindly see this post.]
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