Today in Questionable English

I mean, I’m usually pretty good at figuring out what non-native English speakers mean when they write gibberish like this.

But I have to say I’m pretty stumped as to what the line of thinking was that led someone to misguidedly call fire-alarm testing a “primordial activity.”

In the beginning, God created… the need for preventative maintenance?

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lloko said: oh god, not the area-wide, multiple-tower alarm system trials of dubai
dubaiandi said: Hhahahaha I thought of primordial dwarfism!
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hershapeinthedoorway said: dying. dying.
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